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Just returned from commenting on the most ridiculous FUD that we’ve seen in a while.

Breitbart.tv » Apple Plays Partisan Politics in iPhone Online Promo

Here’s our comment on the Breitbart post:

Thank Money, a new boogey man to demonize and rally behind!

How outrageous! Apple is “cubliminally” making a political statement by demoing the liberal iPhone surfing the…. gasp…. New York Times.

Join the boycott! Burn the iPhone! Hit them where it hurts!

Angry republican cell phone consumers are so powerful a lobby that Apple will have lost a full 50% of their prospective market just by pissing off the 30% that still support the current administration. We’re so pissed off, our anger radiates an additional 20% of effective toxicity against the iPhone and its artsy-fartsy creativity.

How dare Apple use the actual news of January 4, 2007. They’ve been waiting for 7 years to pull this stunt! Where’s that famous Reality Distortion Field now, huh?

Well listen here, Mr. Jobs… 6 million NRA members will not be ignored when they shoot down Apple’s nefarious left-wing indoctrination attempt.

Oh, and one more thing…

Mozart? Not that great.
Shakespeare? Overrated.
Picasso? Dali? Eh…

Down With Repugnant Liberal Democratic Enterprises!

Here’s the REAL story on how Apple’s incredibly bad-ass new iPhone works on the internet in the actual iPhone demo at Macworld 2007. You can watch Steve Jobs demo the thing first hand…

Surprise, no political anything. Sigh…