Archive for the ‘Internet’ Category

Nothing Brings Out The Fundies Like “The Gay”

If we’ve learned anything at all from living with the authoritarian borgs among us for the last several years, it is this:
A) They literally CANNOT see that which they do not wish to.
B) They will never, ever concede to even the most obvious logically sound argument. EVER. Ain’t gonna happen.
C) When all else fails, they [...]

“Honey…Short AAPL on the 2nd day after the Rapture…”

Let me just make sure I comprehended this correctly…
The guy who started this site was sitting there trading stocks online in 1999… And it occurred to him that, once HE’s raptured, his heathen wife will be left behind. (!?!)
So, she’s gonna need log-in instructions for short-selling AAPL before the crash that’s about 9 months away…
Maybe [...]

Scott McClellan, Meet The Underside Of The Bus…

Scott McClellan’s new kiss and tell memoir is the talk of the town. And it ain’t pretty for poor ole Scott.
You have to admire, at least a little, the fact that he KNEW they were going to ballistic on him the minute this dropped. Maybe I’ve just always pitied the pudgy bastard…
TP has the story… [...]

FCC Endorses Crotch Shots & Jesus as ‘Bona fide Newscasts’

Josh Silver covers the FCC’S declaration of TMZ and 700 Club as “Bona fide Newscasts” via The Huffington Post

Christmas Card from Bill & Hill

Look who sent a Christmas card! Haven’t seen these two in YEARS…
“Merreh Christmas… Love, Bill & Hill”